Excelsior

shoutucker2:

your children will probably attend school with someone named Naruto 

gameofchrons:

is this what having a penis is like 

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the-female-condition:

chosimbaone:

Force kids in school to read crappy, overrated books that are “the best books ever written” solely because they’re “classics” and then call those kids idiots because those aren’t the kind of books they like to read and sit back and wonder why we have a nation full of multiple generations worth of people who willfully and proudly refuse to read.

hello

Go down a waterslide when it isn’t wet and you’ll understand why foreplay is so important.

Wouldn’t that just be going down a regular slide?

I refuse to go back to not liking who I was.
Childish Gambino   (via eqberts)

200degreemrfahrenheit:

Series of paintings discovered in an abandon mental asylum in Italy.

This is creepy

Guitar Bass